Stefan Nyman is:

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• a Mystical Realist

• a generator of Mystical Realist Artifacts that can be viewed, read or heard

• apparently a ghost

• the caretaker of the most venerable cat in all of existence, the glorious Cat-Theotokos, the mother of all cats and the mediatrix of all Mystical Realism

 

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Mystical Realism is:

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• not art

• not a style (certainly not magical realism)

• obviously concerned primarily with quantity, not quality

• extremely cheap

• a party of two members: Stefan and the most venerable cat that thought him the method of Mystical Realism

 

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